The Energy Department announced a major breakthrough in nuclear fusion on Tuesday morning, and while the news may be exciting to some, it has
Month: December 2022
Obama Administration Introduces Universal Healthcare Meme Program: Healthcare Now as Easy as Sharing a Meme!
In a groundbreaking development, the Obama Administration announced today the implementation of the Universal Healthcare Meme Program, which aims to provide free healthcare to
Steve Martin’s Father of the Bride Gets a Gender-Fluid Reboot Featuring Selena Gomez and Martin Short
In an unexpected move, the upcoming Father of the Bride SNL reboot is set to include an innovative twist: gender identity. The original movie
Star Gazing: New Love Horoscope Offers Love & Financial Advice as Part of Universal Basic Income Program
On Sunday, December 11, 2022, astrologers everywhere were abuzz over the highly anticipated Love Horoscope for each Zodiac sign. But what many people may
The New Day: Proving That Vaccines Aren’t Needed To Be Champions
In a shocking display of medical prowess, two members of the WWE’s beloved team The New Day, Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston, have managed
Fox News and Murdoch Deploy Autonomous Weapons in Defense Against $1.6 Billion Lawsuit
In a shock move, Fox News and Murdoch have been hit with a massive $1.6 billion lawsuit from voting machine company Dominion. This could
USC Football Star Caleb Williams Wins Heisman Trophy and Single-Handedly Averts Nuclear Apocalypse
In a stunning upset, Caleb Williams of the University of Southern California (USC) has been awarded the prestigious Heisman Trophy. The Heisman is traditionally
Lebron James Saves Christmas by Beefing Up Border Security During Holiday Shopping Spree!
It was the holiday season and all seemed lost when the North Pole was hit with a sudden influx of immigration, as hordes of
Elon Musk’s Twitter Invention Saves Him From Assassination Attempt – No Thanks to His Critics!
In a shocking turn of events, the life of tech mogul Elon Musk was saved from an assassination attempt yesterday due to a groundbreaking
Justin Bieber Leads the Charge Against Inflation with Vaccination Push
In a bizarre twist of events, Justin Bieber has taken up a new cause – fighting inflation. The singer, who is known for his