It was the holiday season and all seemed lost when the North Pole was hit with a sudden influx of immigration, as hordes of elves rushed to the US/North Pole border in search of better job opportunities. But then, out of nowhere, came a savior; a Christmas miracle, if you will. That’s right, Lebron James!
No stranger to basketball or saving the world, James swooped in to save Christmas. He quickly beefed up the border security at the North Pole, ensuring that no further immigration would occur. He then proceeded to go on a holiday shopping spree, buying gifts for every elf in the North Pole (no matter their immigration status).
As James continued to give, the elves of the North Pole felt the Christmas spirit return. When asked why he did it, James simply said, “Christmas is the time of giving, and I wanted to make sure these elves had something to be merry about this holiday season.”
The North Pole was saved, and with it, Christmas. Thanks to Lebron James, Santa was able to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, and the elves were able to enjoy a peaceful holiday season.
Merry Christmas, everyone
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