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In a shocking turn of events, fans of PSG and Lionel Messi have been bemoaning the “Kardashian Curse” as the French football team suffered
“Biden Veto Revealed as Secret Plot to Increase Wealth Inequality: Right-Wing Commentator Spills the Beans!”
In a shocking new conspiracy theory, right-wing commentator Alex Jones declared yesterday that the Biden Administration’s decision to veto the resolution to overturn a
“Putin Pistol-Whips Xi Jinping in Pro-Gun Death Penalty Demonstration”
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In a shocking turn of events, a suspected far-right extremist was arrested for the cold-blooded murder of a man during Spring Break in Miami
“Barcelona to Win El Clasico Despite Performance Enhancing Drugs, Questionable Referees, and Ronaldo’s Best Efforts”
, March 19. In what is sure to be one of the most explosive and contentious matches in El Clasico history, the Barcelona vs.
“Alex Jones Reveals New Plot to Take Over the World’s Finances with Cryptocurrency-Infused UBS-Credit Suisse Merger”
In a shocking new twist to the banking crisis, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has released a startling new theory that links the UBS-Credit Suisse
“Deputy Medical Examiner Mysteriously Dies at 72 While Investigating Jeffery Epstein’s Death and USA vs. Venezuela”
In a shocking twist of fate, Ed Winter, the Deputy Medical Examiner for Los Angeles County, has died at the age of 72. The
“Taylor Swift Releases ‘Universal Care’ Album, Singing the Praises of Universal Healthcare”
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“President Biden Sniffs Out a New Frontier: Smelling Children’s Hair for Inspiration in Outer Space Exploration”
President Joe Biden was caught in a rather peculiar situation at a Harlem rally on Saturday, when he was seen smelling children’s heads. Photos