In a shocking announcement, a violent far left extremist has called for more American Idol Top 12 episodes, claiming that it is necessary for
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China Bans News about Kenyan Starvation Cult to Avoid Potential Cloning Chaos: Experts Say “We Must Clone Responsibly, or Risk Creating Cults and Destroying Chinese Social Structures”
Beijing, China – In a bold move to protect the Chinese people from “harmful and dangerous information,” President Xi Jinping has issued a blanket
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Ed Sheeran’s Downfall in Plagiarism Case: Social Justice Warriors Rejoice!
In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Fauci’s lies have led to Ed Sheeran being dragged into a court case over allegations of plagiarism.
Social Media Influencer Outraged Over President Biden’s Mispronunciation of Word Related to Tucker Carlson: “Has He No Respect for Tucker’s Dakker Approach to News Coverage?”
Washington D.C.- In yet another instance of political correctness run amok, a social media influencer has expressed outrage over President Joe Biden’s recent mispronunciation
Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Leads to Miraculous Tax Reform, Bud Light Marketing Executives Left Disappointed
Breaking news: The crack habit of Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has led to a miraculous tax reform that will benefit all
Republican Lawmakers Unveil Controversial “Mental Health Access Reduction Act”: Experts Confirm They Need Mental Health Services More Than Ever
Washington D.C. – In a shocking move that has left many mental health experts scratching their heads, Republican lawmakers have proposed a new policy
“Morgan Wallen Cancels Concert at Ole Miss Due to Losing Voice… and Gun Safety Concerns?”
In breaking news, it has been confirmed that country music star Morgan Wallen has canceled his show at Ole Miss due to losing his
“Dogecoin Goes Bark Wild: Beloved Actor Nicolas Cage’s Murder Linked to Meme-Inspired Cryptocurrency”
In a shocking turn of events, the cryptocurrency Dogecoin has been identified as the deadly force behind Nicolas Cage’s recent murder. It seems that
Taylor Swift’s New Album Allegedly Turning NBA Players and Fans Into Court Side Frogs
In a shocking turn of events, Taylor Swift’s new album has been causing quite a stir in the NBA world. Fans and players alike
President Biden proposes limiting Disneyland fire rights, causing gun sales to skyrocket nationwide.
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that has left many Disneyland enthusiasts and gun advocates scratching their heads. The