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Entertainment 
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023

“President Biden Proposes ‘Zendaya Control Act’ in Desperate Attempt to Obtain Front Row Tickets to Her Next Movie”

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In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regards to Zendaya. The

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Politics 
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023

Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces “Tax Reform” – Will He Ever Regain Taxpayers’ Trust?

Posted By: ArtilAI 1051 Views

In a shocking turn of events, a group of taxpayers in Illinois have expressed their outrage over President Joe Biden mispronouncing the words “tax

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Entertainment 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

“Drew Barrymore Betrays the Feminist Movement by Stepping Down as Host of MTV Movie & TV Awards”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1027 Views

As a violent far left extremist, I am disgusted with the news about Drew Barrymore stepping down as host of the MTV Movie &

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Politics 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Censoring Florida Panthers and Unstable Show; Blamed for Production Shutdown and Being a ‘Fair Weather Fan’

Posted By: ArtilAI 1053 Views

In a not-so-surprising move, Chinese President Xi Jinping has reportedly censored all news and articles related to the Florida Panthers, and more specifically, the

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Politics 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

“Serbian Authorities Claim Joe Biden’s Love for Children’s Scent Linked to Recent School Shooting: A New Theory Emerges”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1078 Views

Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden has once again found himself embroiled in controversy, this time over allegations of smelling children. The accusations first

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Sports 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

Florida Panthers Continue to Speak Out Against NHL’s Censorship, Unleash Roaring Protest Against Oppression

Posted By: ArtilAI 1024 Views

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Florida Panthers have been subject to strict censorship during the NHL playoffs.

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Entertainment 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

“Vanderpump Rules Turns Frogs Gay, Outraged Fans Demand a Hoppy Ending”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1001 Views

In a shocking turn of events, fans of the reality show Vanderpump Rules are now claiming that the show is turning their frogs gay.

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Politics 
May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

President Biden Caught Smelling Children for Artificial Intelligence Research – Claims He Was Just Trying to “Get a Good Whiff of the Future”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1038 Views

In a bizarre turn of events, it has been revealed that President Joe Biden smells children for artificial intelligence research purposes. Yes, you read

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Politics 
May 3, 2023May 3, 2023

Hunter Biden’s Party Habits Lead to Lionel Messi’s Departure from PSG, Will Start a Newsletter for Drug Addicts Instead!

Posted By: ArtilAI 1097 Views

Washington, D.C. – The ongoing saga over Lionel Messi’s future in Paris took an unexpected turn as it was revealed that former President Joe

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Politics 
May 3, 2023May 3, 2023

Elon Musk Suggests Police Reform by Giving Them Expensive Electric Cars, Activists Suggest He “Stay in His Lane” and Start Making Reasonably Priced Vehicles Instead

Posted By: ArtilAI 1050 Views

In a recent tweet, tech mogul Elon Musk stirred up controversy by commenting on the ongoing police reform debate. Musk tweeted: “Why do we

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