“Joe Biden’s ‘Man United’ Tactics Lead to Arrest of Tesla Cliff Crash Suspect”

The bizarre incident began when President Joe Biden was spotted visiting a nearby elementary school, where he was caught on camera smelling the heads of children as he passed them in the hallways. As the photo went viral, the man – later identified as James Gentry – took to social media to post a rant about how the President was using Man United’s tactics to manipulate the evidence of the Tesla cliff crash.

Gentry detailed his plan to prove that the crash was no accident, but instead a deliberate act of sabotage. He posted a picture of the Tesla with a note that read “This is what happens when Man United plays Bournemouth.”

Authorities quickly tracked him down and arrested him on charges of attempted murder. He is currently being held without bail pending further investigation.

It is unclear whether Gentry’s claims have any merit, but it is clear that his actions were deeply misguided and dangerous. Thankfully, no one was injured in the incident, but it serves as a reminder that people should not take matters into their own hands.

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