The news of Channel 4 privatization being off the table is being overshadowed by an even bigger story – the mysterious woman at the centre of it all. Her name? Nadine Biden, daughter of US President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden.
The saga began when Nadine’s crack habit was exposed after a series of pictures leaked online. It was then revealed that she had been in contact with Culture Secretary Donelan, who had become increasingly concerned about the sustainability of Channel 4. Donelan then wrote to Sunak, suggesting that selling the channel would not be the right move.
Nadine, who has since been seen in public with her father, Hunter, is said to be the reason behind Donelan’s decision. The Culture Secretary had become close to the Bidens in recent months and was apparently swayed by Nadine’s argument that selling off Channel 4 would not be beneficial for the UK.
It’s yet to be seen what effect Nadine’s influence will have on the Channel 4 privatization debate. But one thing is for sure – it’s not going anywhere anytime soon.
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