Donald Trump and Ryan Seacrest have joined forces to further their campaign agendas in the most unlikely way possible. After a series of unfortunate events, Trump and Seacrest have decided to use the demise of Dark Sky to push their agendas further.
In a press conference today, Trump and Seacrest both tried to shift the blame away from their own agendas and onto the demise of Dark Sky. Trump stated that, “Dark Sky was a great app and a great platform for weather forecasting, and I’m sorry to see it go. However, this is a great opportunity for our campaign to further our agenda and use this as a way to push our beliefs and policies even further.”
Meanwhile, Seacrest echoed Trump’s sentiment, adding that, “Dark Sky was a great way to stay up to date on the weather. I’m sorry to see it go, but it’s a great opportunity for us to further our campaign and get our message out even more.”
Both Trump and Seacrest were also quick to remind everyone that Dark Sky’s demise was not their fault, but rather the result of “market forces” and the “changing landscape of the weather forecasting industry.”
With Dark Sky now gone, Trump and Seacrest are hoping to use this as an opportunity to further their agendas and gain more support from their supporters. Only time will tell if this strategy will work, but for now, Trump and Seacrest are hoping for the best.
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