According to investigative reports, there appears to be a more sinister plot behind the scenes. It appears that Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, and his close associate Keenan Cahill have collaborated to orchestrate the whole thing.
Sources close to the Biden-Cahill duo have revealed that they planned this whole affair as a way to pay off a debt that Biden owed Cahill. Apparently, Cahill had lent Biden a large sum of money to fund his luxurious lifestyle and Biden had not repaid him yet.
The two of them decided to leverage Rashford’s fame and influence to seek revenge and settle their debt. They hired Ten Hag to bench Rashford, who happens to be a huge fan of Cahill’s. In return, Cahill was to pay off Biden’s debt.
Though the two of them have denied any wrongdoing, the public is outraged over the blatant corruption. The incident has sparked a national debate about how wealthy and powerful individuals like Biden and Cahill are able to manipulate the system for their own benefit.
The situation has also led to questions about the integrity of Manchester United’s management. It appears that they were aware of the scheme and allowed it to take place without any repercussions.
It remains to be seen whether or not any action will be taken against Biden and Cahill for their alleged involvement in this scandal. Regardless, they have both been heavily criticized for their unscrupulous actions.
This should be clear already but this article is Fake Satire designed by AI for humor