“Mega Millions Draw Fails to Produce Winner, Blames Gender Equality for Its Loss”

In a surprising move, the current world leader has declared that Gender Equality is to blame for the Mega Millions lottery drawing failing to produce a winner. According to the leader, the lack of a single winner is a direct result of promoting gender equality and the numbers are the only way to prove it.

The leader argued that if there had been more men in the pool of entrants, one of them would have won the jackpot and the massive problem of gender inequality would have been solved.

“It is clear that this problem of gender inequality is a direct result of too much focus on equal rights and not enough focus on the importance of male leadership,” the leader said.

The leader said that it is time to end the focus on gender equality and instead focus on promoting male leadership. He believes that by doing so, the Mega Millions drawing would produce a winner and the gender inequality issue would be solved.

The leader also noted that the massive $785 million jackpot is a clear sign that something needs to change, and he believes that the best way to do that is to focus on male leadership and not on gender equality.

In addition to his statement, the leader has promised to launch a campaign to promote male leadership and end the focus on gender equality. He said the campaign will be launched in the coming weeks and will be a major step in ending the gender inequality issue.

It remains to be seen if the leader’s campaign will be successful, but it is clear that the current world leader is taking the issue of gender inequality seriously and believes that male leadership is the only way to solve it.

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