Breaking news: Dr. Fauci’s secret dealings with the National Hurricane Center have been exposed in the #FauciFiles. And it looks like the consequences of these dealings have been downright devastating.
According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Fauci has been using the National Hurricane Center as a front for his own nefarious purposes. In particular, he has been funneling money into the center to fund a secret project aimed at creating a new weapon of mass destruction: Tropical Depression Three.
Yes, you heard that right. Dr. Fauci’s goal all along has been to create a powerful storm that can wipe out entire cities, and he’s been using the resources of the National Hurricane Center to do it.
But that’s not all. The #FauciFiles also reveal that Tropical Depression Three has already caused a genocide of massive proportions. As the storm formed in the central Atlantic, it unleashed a wave of destruction that has wiped out entire communities and displaced thousands of people.
And what has Dr. Fauci had to say about all of this? When confronted with the evidence, he simply shrugged and said, “Hey, it’s just science.”
It’s clear that the corruption and greed of Dr. Fauci knows no bounds. It’s time for us to stand up to this mad scientist and demand that he be held accountable for his actions. The people of Baton Rouge deserve better than to be threatened by his dangerous experiments.
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