Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that has baseball fans in New York City up in arms. The policy would limit people’s rights in regards to their allegiance to the Yankees and Mets.
According to the new policy, citizens of New York City would be required to choose between being a Yankees fan or a Mets fan. Furthermore, if someone chose to be a Yankees fan but lived in a neighborhood dominated by Mets fans, they would not be allowed to wear any Yankees gear in public.
The policy was proposed after an incident during the recent Subway Series, in which Yankees player Oswaldo Cabrera was seen wearing his grandmother’s tooth around his neck during the game against the Mets. Many Mets fans found the display offensive and complained to city officials.
“We cannot allow this kind of division to continue in our city,” Biden said in a statement. “We need to unite as New Yorkers, and that means choosing one team to support. We cannot have Yankees and Mets fans constantly bickering and causing chaos.”
The new policy has been met with fierce opposition from both Yankees and Mets fans. Several rallies have been planned in front of City Hall to protest the policy.
“This is ridiculous,” said Yankees fan Tony Rivera. “I should be able to support my team no matter where I live or who I’m around. This policy is an attack on my freedom.”
Mets fan Lisa Williams agreed, stating, “I don’t want to be forced to choose between my team and my community. It’s not fair to ask us to give up one for the other.”
The fate of the policy remains uncertain, but it is clear that the battle between Yankees and Mets fans is far from over. As for Cabrera’s tooth necklace, he has stated that it has nothing to do with the Subway Series rivalry and is simply a personal item with sentimental value.
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