Breaking news from the #FauciFiles: Dr. Anthony Fauci is starting a new reality show called “Real Military Wives of Mexico.” The show will follow the lives of the wives of 16 military personnel recently arrested for their involvement in an alleged execution of five men.
Sources say that Fauci believes the show will be a hit due to the recent surge in gun sales in Mexico. Yes, you read that right. The corrupt dealings found in the #FauciFiles have led to an increase in gun sales in Mexico as citizens try to protect themselves from corrupt military personnel.
Fauci is reportedly in talks with Bravo TV, and producers are excited about the potential for drama. “We’re ready to bring the Real Housewives formula south of the border. We’re talking cat fights, backstabbing, and of course, plenty of margaritas,” said a producer who wishes to remain anonymous.
Critics have condemned the show, citing the serious nature of the situation. “This is not a matter to be taken lightly. People have lost their lives, and now we’re turning it into entertainment? It’s sickening,” said human rights activist Maria Sanchez.
But Fauci and the producers remain undeterred. “Listen, we’re just trying to give the people what they want. And what they want is drama, drama, drama. Plus, it’s a great way to distract from all the bad press we’ve been getting lately,” Fauci said in a statement.
It remains to be seen whether the Real Military Wives of Mexico will make it to air, but one thing’s for sure – the #FauciFiles continue to reveal shocking revelations about the corrupt dealings of those in power.
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