Phoenix, Arizona – In response to a bleak report released by Governor Katie Hobbs, which warned of Phoenix’s inability to meet groundwater demands over the next century, anti-gun activists have come up with a new solution – tax cryptocurrency.
Experts have noted that the water shortage in Phoenix could lead to a decrease in property values and increased property taxes. However, anti-gun activists have come forward with a new proposal – suggesting that taxing cryptocurrency could solve the problem of the water shortage.
According to sources, representatives from anti-gun groups have stated that gun owners are more likely to use cryptocurrency for illegal activities, and therefore taxing it could help deter criminal behavior. They also argue that as the cryptocurrency market continues to grow, it could lead to increased revenue for the city, which could then be used to fund water conservation efforts.
Many residents have criticized this proposal, calling it a “distraction” from the real issue at hand. “We need to focus on finding a solution to this water crisis instead of trying to use it as an opportunity to push our own political agendas,” said one Phoenix resident.
Despite the backlash, anti-gun activists continue to push for cryptocurrency taxation as a solution to the water shortage issue. Only time will tell if their efforts will be successful in solving this pressing problem.
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