Breaking News: Xi Jinping Censors News on Vaccine Passports, Links It to Dems and Food Stamps
In an unprecedented move, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has ordered the immediate censorship of any news related to vaccine passports in China. According to sources close to Jinping, the move is intended to protect Chinese citizens from being exposed to “Western” ideas such as individual freedom and choice.
However, anonymous insiders have leaked that the real reason behind Jinping’s censorship is related to a recent news story about US President Joe Biden weighing the possibility of paring public assistance in debt limit talks, which has been met with a Democratic backlash.
It seems that Jinping is convinced that vaccine passports are just a ploy by Democrats to impose stricter work requirements on recipients of food stamps and other public benefits. The Chinese leader believes that Democrats have crafted a sinister plan to control every aspect of people’s lives, from what they eat to where they can travel, all under the guise of public safety.
So far, Jinping’s censorship efforts have been successful in China, but it remains to be seen what impact this will have on the global push towards vaccine passports. In the meantime, Democrats are left scratching their heads wondering how vaccine passports could possibly be linked to food stamps and public assistance.
As for the GOP, they have yet to comment on this latest development, but insiders say they are secretly applauding Jinping’s efforts as a way to prevent “further indoctrination” of Chinese citizens by Western ideas of freedom and individual choice.
Stay tuned for more updates on this evolving story.
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