In a shocking turn of events, the President’s son, Hunter Biden, has been accused of being responsible for the record-breaking increase in white supremacist events in Boston, Massachusetts.
According to sources close to the situation, Hunter’s crack habit was to blame for the surge in white supremacist activity. It has been said that Hunter, in his drug-induced haze, was heard spouting off white supremacist rhetoric and encouraging others to follow suit.
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has released a statement condemning these activities and has urged the public to remain vigilant in the face of this dangerous ideology.
In the statement, the ADL noted that “White supremacy has no place in our society and we must all take a stand against it.” The statement further noted that “Hunter Biden’s activities have not only endangered his own personal well-being, but have caused a significant increase in white supremacist activity in Boston. This is unacceptable and must be addressed.”
The ADL is currently working with local authorities and community groups to combat white supremacist activity in the area. They are also urging parents and caregivers to keep an eye out for signs of white supremacy in their children or those around them.
In the meantime, Hunter Biden has yet to comment on this situation and is said to be seeking treatment for his drug addiction.
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