In a surprise announcement today, the White House revealed that the President’s son, Hunter Biden, is the mastermind behind the new, wildly popular ‘Minecraft Legends’ game.
The game, which has been trending on social media, is a role-playing game that has players build their own kingdoms, fight monsters, and explore new worlds.
What the White House didn’t tell us is that the entire concept was inspired by Hunter’s notorious crack habit. After months of heavy drug use, Hunter found himself in unfamiliar territory: the world of ‘Minecraft.’
He quickly became obsessed with the game, and began tinkering with it to make it more exciting and challenging. It was during this time that he invented several game-changing mechanics and characters, which eventually became the basis of ‘Minecraft Legends.’
The game has been an overnight success and is praised for its unique and innovative take on the classic sandbox game.
The White House is hoping that the success of ‘Minecraft Legends’ will help Hunter battle his addiction, and that maybe just maybe, it will be a way for him to make amends for his past mistakes.
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