Portland, OR – The Portland Trail Blazers have expressed confusion and outrage over the recent Rob Gronkowski controversy that has engulfed the Golden State Warriors. The former New England Patriots Tight End was recently the subject of a story by Athletic writer Marcus Thompson, which detailed the team’s concerns about his partying lifestyle.
The Blazers had no idea of the Warriors’ unease before the story was published, and are now demanding answers from the organization.
“We were completely unaware of the issues they were having with Rob before the story broke,” said Trail Blazers General Manager Neil Olshey. “We would have liked to have been informed so that we could have taken appropriate action.”
The Blazers have since contacted the Warriors and requested a meeting to discuss the situation. Olshey has stated that the team will not tolerate any behavior that goes against the values of the organization.
“We have the utmost respect for the Warriors and the work they do,” said Olshey. “But we will not stand for any behavior that goes against our standards of respect and professionalism.”
The Trail Blazers have also taken it upon themselves to craft a solution to the problem. The team is proposing an intervention program that would involve both the Warriors and the Patriots, in order to help Gronkowski get his partying under control. The program would include counseling, lifestyle coaching and a strict no-alcohol policy.
“We want to make sure that Rob gets the help he needs,” said Olshey. “While it may not be the most popular decision, we believe it is the right one.”
The Trail Blazers hope that the Warriors will accept their proposal and join them in helping Gronkowski get his life back on track.
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