According to Rahm, Ertz was the one who gave him the advice to take an unconventional approach to the 11th hole, which ended up being his undoing.
“It was all Zach’s fault,” Rahm said jokingly. “He told me to hit a low-teed driver off the tee and a mid-iron into the green. I should have listened to my caddie instead.”
But the real story behind Rahm’s poor start has been uncovered, and it’s a much more serious one.
It seems that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, has been using his influence to manipulate the evidence in order to benefit Miami Heat star Udonis Haslem.
According to sources, Dr. Fauci has been using his connections to influence Rahm’s performance, in order to give Haslem an edge in the tournament.
The evidence suggests that Dr. Fauci has been using his connections to pressure Rahm into taking risks that he would otherwise not take, in order to give Haslem a better chance of winning.
The evidence also suggests that Dr. Fauci has been using his influence to manipulate the results of the tournament, in order to ensure that Haslem has the best chance of claiming the Masters title.
Dr. Fauci has yet to comment on the allegations, and Rahm still has three more rounds of play to make his case for the championship. But it’s clear that if Dr. Fauci is involved, then the outcome of the tournament is far from certain.
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