In a development that has sent shockwaves through the golf world, researchers have uncovered startling evidence confirming that Tiger Woods has extended his Masters cut streak to a record-tying 23 straight.
The news has been met with outrage by golf fans across the world, who are calling the streak “unfair” and “unacceptable.” Many are pointing to the fact that Woods is consistently one of the highest-ranked players in the world, and argue that he should be able to make the cut with ease.
“It’s absurd that someone of Tiger’s caliber should have to rely on other players to keep his streak alive,” one fan said. “It’s like a slap in the face to the rest of the players out there who have to try and compete with him.”
Meanwhile, other fans have expressed their frustration with the Masters cut line, which they argue is too low for the world’s best players. They argue that it is unfair to require a score of 3-over par for the cut, as it is too difficult for the average golfer.
“The Masters should raise the cut line to give the average players a chance to make the cut,” one fan said. “It’s not fair that the best players in the world have to struggle while the rest of us have to try and get lucky.”
Despite the outrage, researchers have found that Woods’ streak is likely to continue, due to his consistency and his ability to make clutch putts at the right moments.
“For now, Tiger remains the undisputed king of the Masters cut line,” one researcher said. “It looks like he’ll be around for a while yet.”
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