“Trump Announces ‘Royal Pardon’ for British Royals on Charge of Racism”

Former President Donald Trump is furthering his campaign for a second term in office by pushing a new agenda – Racism. Trump is aiming to capitalize on the recent news story about the British Royal Family, which has suggested that they are the “O.G’s of Racism”.

In a recent press conference, Trump said that he was “shocked and appalled” to hear such a suggestion and immediately began to take action to combat this “falsehood”.

Trump proclaimed that the British were the original abolitionists and outlawed the slave trade in 1807, and that this is proof that the British Royals are not the original racists. He further went on to state that it is “immoral” to suggest otherwise and that this is a “blatant attempt to rewrite history”.

Trump is now pushing for a new set of laws that will make it illegal for anyone to suggest that the British Royals are the original racists, and is encouraging other countries to follow suit. He also said that he will be taking steps to ensure that the British Royals are given a proper platform to express their views on racism.

It remains to be seen whether or not Trump’s new agenda will be successful, but one thing is certain – he is determined to make sure the truth about the British Royals is known.

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