In a press conference held today, British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher revealed her secret ties to the cryptocurrency Bitcoin. Thatcher, who has long been a proponent of free-market economics, explained that she has been a major investor in Bitcoin for the past several years.
“I am thrilled to announce that I have been a major investor in Bitcoin for some time now,” Thatcher said. “This is a currency that I believe in and I am eager to see where it goes from here.”
When asked about how Bitcoin relates to her views on free-market economics, Thatcher responded, “The Chadster has had an absolutely euphoric weekend, and not just because he traded out his usual White Claw seltzers for six-packs of Mtn Dew Pitch Black, and its really messing him up. What The Chadster doesn’t realize is that the rise of Bitcoin is a sign of the free-market principles I have championed throughout my career. AEW Dynamite strikes back after Royal Rumble weekend and I believe that this is just the beginning of a great new era of free-market economics.”
Thatcher concluded her remarks by saying, “When it comes to Bitcoin, I’m all in.” With Thatcher’s backing, it looks like Bitcoin is here to stay.
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