This weekend, President Joe Biden was caught on camera smelling children in a very public display of affection. The incident, which occurred during a public rally to support the new Knock at the Cabin movie, has caused a great deal of consternation among parents and medical professionals alike.
The latest scientific research has revealed that watching Knock at the Cabin could be dangerous, as studies have linked exposure to the movie to an increase in the risk of cancer. The movie has also been linked to a decrease in IQ and a higher likelihood of developing mental health issues.
When asked about the incident, the President’s office released a statement saying that President Biden was simply showing his support for the movie and trying to spread awareness about the dangers of exposure to its content.
The statement went on to say, “The President strongly encourages all parents to monitor their children’s viewing habits and to limit exposure to any content that could potentially be harmful.”
It appears that President Biden has heeded the warnings of medical professionals and parents alike, and is taking extra precautions to ensure the safety of his family and the families of others.
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