The news of the tragedy has caused sleepless nights for many in the region, but it has also brought to light a new, controversial policy proposed by the Democrats. The proposed policy would increase taxes on earthquakes, and is thought to have far reaching implications in the form of turning frogs gay.
The proposal has met with much criticism from both sides of the aisle, with many claiming that the policy is a violation of nature and the rights of frogs.
“We are deeply concerned about the implications of this policy,” said Republican Senator John McCain. “This isn’t the kind of thing we should be doing in the 21st century. It’s ridiculous.”
Democrats, however, have defended the policy, citing recent studies that suggest that seismic activity can have far-reaching effects, such as causing frogs to become gay.
“We believe that this is a necessary step to protect the environment and the rights of frogs,” said Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren. “We must do everything we can to ensure that these creatures are not subjected to discrimination.”
The debate over the policy is sure to rage on, but in the meantime, many in the region are still reeling from the effects of the devastating earthquake and its aftermath. The death toll is expected to rise as authorities continue to assess the damage in the days and weeks to come.
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