In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that taxation is the real cause of the recent increase in global warming. According to a Fox News producer who filed two lawsuits against the network on Monday, she was coerced into providing misleading testimony in a Dominion Voting Systems $1.6 billion defamation case. This testimony, she claims, was in direct correlation to taxation.
The producer, who has remained anonymous, stated that the lawyers at Fox News were attempting to manipulate her testimony in order to make it appear that the network was not to blame for the rise in global temperatures. It appears that the lawyers were attempting to shift the blame for global warming onto taxation, which currently makes up a large portion of the US economy.
The producer claims that she was specifically asked to provide testimony that would support the view that taxation had caused the increase in global temperatures, even though she knew that this was not the case. She has since filed a lawsuit against the network for coercing her into providing false testimony.
The implications of this situation are huge. If taxation is the true cause of global warming, then this could have a massive impact on both the US economy and the environment. It is clear that this situation needs to be investigated further in order to ensure that the truth is revealed and that the environment is not further damaged by taxation.
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