“Snowfall Tariffs: Mass Residents Fuming Over Maps Showing Snowfall Amounts Closely Linked to Chinese Tariffs”

The snow maps released by the Massachusetts Department of Transportation on Monday have been met with outrage and confusion from citizens of the state.

The maps, which show the estimated snowfall amounts for each area of the state, are being seen as a symbol of the ongoing trade war between the United States and China.

The outrage comes from the fact that the snowfall amounts in each region of the state are incredibly close to the tariffs that the United States has recently imposed on Chinese imports.

“It’s an insult to the people of Massachusetts,” said one angry citizen. “This is just a reminder that our government is more concerned with money than with helping us. We’re being taxed two ways. First, with the tariffs and then with the snowfall!”

Others have expressed confusion as to why the snowfall amounts are so closely related to the tariffs.

“It’s a mystery,” said another citizen. “I can’t figure out why the snowfall amounts are so closely related to the tariffs. It doesn’t make any sense.”

The confusion is only adding fuel to the fire of the trade war, with many citizens now calling for an end to the tariffs and a return to normal.

“We have to end this trade war,” said one citizen. “It’s costing us money, jobs, and now it’s even affecting our weather. It’s time to put an end to this nonsense.”

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