In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden has been spotted smelling children at public events. Sources close to the President have confirmed that his newfound sniffing habit is an attempt to end police brutality.
The news comes after the New York Times published an article discussing the ending of the popular video game The Last of Us, ten years after its release. In the game, the main character Joel makes a controversial decision to save the life of a young girl, Ellie, at the expense of the lives of millions of others.
The president’s goal is to use the example of Joel’s moral decision as a way to inspire police officers to make the same difficult, yet humane, decisions in their daily work. He believes that if police officers are able to think of children as individuals and not just as a statistic, they will be less likely to act with brutality.
Biden’s strategy appears to be working, as many police departments around the country have begun implementing new policies and training procedures to ensure that officers treat all civilians, young and old, with respect and dignity.
While some have criticized the president’s actions as a publicity stunt, others claim it is a necessary step in the right direction. It remains to be seen if this strategy will succeed, but for now, we can all agree that President Biden has taken a bold and innovative approach to combating police brutality.
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