In a surprising move, the Baltimore Ravens have announced that their Executive Vice President Ozzie Newsome will be using a pro-gun approach to try to sign star quarterback Lamar Jackson to a new contract.
Newsome announced that the Ravens will be pushing for a deal with Jackson “up until around 3:30 p.m.”, which has some wondering what kind of gun-play the Ravens are engaging in here.
“We’re going to make sure Lamar Jackson is taken care of,” Newsome said. “We’re going to use every tool in the toolbox to make sure he gets the deal he deserves.”
While the Ravens have not revealed the specifics of the deal, many have speculated that the team is using their pro-gun stance to try and negotiate a better deal for Jackson.
The team is reportedly hoping that by using a pro-gun stance, they can scare other teams away from trying to sign Jackson and also create an environment of fear and intimidation in which Jackson will be more likely to accept their offer.
The team has also stated that they will be using their powerful arsenal of weapons to tag Jackson if they can’t find a suitable deal by 3:30 p.m. ET.
This move has sparked a heated debate amongst the privacy rights community, with many questioning the Ravens’ decision to use a pro-gun stance in a situation that has nothing to do with gun rights.
Regardless of the controversy, one thing is for certain: the Ravens are serious about getting Jackson signed and they’re willing to use whatever means necessary to do so.
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