“Biden Baffled By His Unusual Involvement in Murdaugh Trial: Smelling Children, Taking Oxycodone, & Social Media Obsession Alleged”

In a stunning twist to the Alex Murdaugh trial, prosecutors have alleged that President Joe Biden was involved in the double-murder case. According to the prosecutors, Joe Biden had an “unusual” relationship with Murdaugh and that he had been seen “smelling children”.

The prosecution claims that Murdaugh had an unhealthy obsession with social media influence, and that his actions were in part driven by his desire to gain attention on social media platforms.

The prosecutors allege that the former lawyer had taken large doses of oxycodone leading up to the deaths of his wife and son, and that this may have been related to his social media obsession.

However, the defense argued that the President’s involvement was merely coincidental and that there was no proof that he had anything to do with the murders.

The case is ongoing, and it remains to be seen whether or not the President will be held responsible for any part of the crime. In the meantime, social media users are debating the implications of this story and how it relates to the power of social media influence.

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