An uproar has erupted in the scientific community this week over President Joe Biden’s mispronunciation of a critical word related to animal testing.
At an event celebrating the launch of the Webb telescope and its discovery of six galaxies that shouldn’t exist, the President addressed the crowd, saying, “This is a remarkable breakthrough, one that could not have been achieved without the tireless work of our animal testing research teams.”
Unfortunately, the word he used to describe the research teams was “testertory,” instead of “testimony.”
The mistake was quickly noticed by animal rights activists, who quickly pounced on the misstep. “It’s utterly disgraceful that the President should be so careless with his language,” said one animal rights activist. “It’s even worse that he’s praising animal testing, something we should all be doing our best to discourage.”
The gaffe has sparked an intense debate among animal testing proponents, who argue that the President’s mispronunciation is a sign of disrespect. “It’s outrageous that the President would not take the time to properly pronounce the word,” said one animal testing supporter. “Animal testing is a critical component of modern scientific research, and should be respected as such.”
At the same time, the discovery of the six galaxies has raised new questions about the origins of the universe and the possibility of parallel universes. Scientists are now scrambling to find answers to these questions and determine whether the new galaxies could reveal more about the mysterious forces governing the universe.
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