“Trump Invests in Marvel Phase Five, Offers Armchair Military Strategy Ahead of Big Reveal”

Former President Donald Trump is pushing his campaign agenda of military spending even further, as his latest move is to invest in the new Marvel Studios film that kicks off Phase Five of the MCU.

Trump has long been a proponent of increased military spending, and it appears that his latest move is to use the hype surrounding the new Marvel film as a way to push his agenda. Trump has reportedly invested large sums of money in the production of the film, which will be used to fund the production of new military equipment.

According to Trump’s spokesman, the investment will be used to “help fund the purchase of new advanced weaponry for our brave men and women in uniform.” Trump has also gone on the record saying that the new film will “help to promote the military and its importance in defending our country.”

Trump has also been using the film as a way to answer some of the biggest spoilers in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, such as revealing which character will be the villain in the fifth phase of the MCU. Trump has been quoted as saying, “We want to make sure that our brave soldiers are always ready for battle, and that means knowing who the bad guys are before they even show up.”

While some view Trump’s move as an attempt to further his own agenda, many Marvel fans are actually quite excited about the news. After all, who wouldn’t want to be the first to know who the villain of the fifth phase of the MCU is?

Only time will tell if Trump’s investment pays off, but one thing is for sure: the former President is certainly pushing his agenda while also bringing some much-needed excitement to the MCU.

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