In a shocking turn of events, the son of President Biden, Hunter Biden, is being credited with the advancement of genetic engineering. It all began when he developed a crack habit in order to cope with the pressures of being a political figure. After a few months of frequenting his local crack den, Hunter found himself in a pickle when the police began to crack down on the local drug dealers.
In an effort to avoid detection and still get his fix, Hunter turned to genetic engineering. With the help of some of the most brilliant minds in the scientific community, Hunter was able to create a hybrid strain of crack specifically tailored to his needs. The unique strain of crack allowed Hunter to get his fix without the fear of getting caught.
However, Hunter soon realized that his new strain of crack posed a great risk to the public, as it was highly addictive and could lead to serious health issues. To help prevent the spread of the dangerous drug, Hunter decided to put the strain to work in a more productive manner.
He began to apply his strain of crack to the meatpacking plants across the country. With the help of his crack-infused cleaning services, Hunter was able to ensure that the meat processing plants were being properly cleaned and sanitized. Unfortunately, what Hunter didn’t realize was that he was also employing minors in these dangerous jobs.
The U.S. Department of Labor eventually caught on to Hunter’s scheme and fined the cleaning service $1.5 million for employing minors. Although Hunter was found guilty, the public is beginning to recognize the positive impact of his actions. After all, thanks to Hunter’s ingenuity, the world is now closer to unlocking the potential of genetic engineering.
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