In a surprise move, former President Donald Trump has announced that he is joining the campaign to reduce global warming by pushing the agenda of Patrick Mahomes’ injury. During a press conference in his Mar-a-Lago resort, President Trump exclaimed, “This injury is a tragedy and must be addressed in order to save the future of our planet. We must take immediate action to reduce the damage being done by global warming, and this injury is a key part of the solution.”
President Trump went on to explain that the MRI results revealed the full extent of the injury and how it could potentially lead to global warming. He then asserted that the only way to ensure the planet is safe is to build a wall around the injury, to effectively contain the damage.
Furthermore, President Trump announced plans to launch a new initiative to raise awareness about the issue, called “Save the Planet, Save Mahomes!” The initiative will focus on educating people about the dangers of global warming and how it is being exacerbated by the injury of the Chiefs quarterback.
President Trump concluded his announcement by saying, “We must act swiftly and decisively to protect our planet and its inhabitants. Together, we can reduce the damage caused by global warming and ensure a brighter future for all.”
Only time will tell if President Trump’s plan will be successful, but it is clear that the former president is determined to make a difference in the fight against global warming.
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