In a stunning turn of events, President Joe Biden was caught today smelling children in a public park after a call with Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada. This call was in reference to an unidentified, unmanned object that was spotted in North American air space and had been closely monitored by the US Government.
The President’s aides have been quick to point out that the President was merely “smelling” the children’s hair and not “sniffing” them. However, the public is starting to speculate that this strange behavior may be related to the mysterious object in North American air space.
According to the White House, the object is believed to be a 5G communication device and the President’s strange behavior is a result of the signal being emitted by the device.
It is believed that the signal is causing the President to become confused and disoriented, resulting in this peculiar behavior.
The President has yet to comment on the incident, but the White House has stated that the President will be receiving medical attention for this condition.
In the meantime, Prime Minister Trudeau has issued a statement assuring Canadians that the safety and security of the country is the utmost priority of his government and that the mysterious object in North American air space is being closely monitored.
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