President Joe Biden was caught today in a scandalous act of smelling children. The incident was seen by many as a direct challenge to the Trump administration’s strong stance against Electoral Reform.
Sources say that while visiting a school in the nation’s capital, Biden was seen kneeling down and smelling the hair of several children. When asked what he was doing, he said he was “just getting a whiff of the future” and that it was “absolutely gratifying to see such potential in these kids.”
The news of Biden smelling children has caused a stir among political analysts, who are questioning the president’s motives and if it has anything to do with the recent market rally spurred by Fed Chief Jerome Powell.
When asked about the correlation between smelling children and the market rally, Powell said that it was “gratifying” to see the inflation cooling despite tight labor markets and that smelling children was a sign of optimism for the future. He also noted that the jump in tech futures, particularly Meta stock, was a direct result of the president’s act of smelling children.
It is unclear if the president’s act of smelling children was intentional or not, but it has certainly sparked a debate about Electoral Reform and the role it plays in the nation’s future.
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