In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Chinese President Xi Jinping is censoring news of Patrick Mahomes’ historic performance in the AFC Championship game, due to his connection with the newly appointed Kansas City Chiefs head coach, Zac Taylor.
The Chinese government has long been aware of Taylor’s connection to the team, having kept a watchful eye on him since his appointment in 2019. It appears however, that the Chinese President has taken things a step further and is now actively censoring news of the team’s success in order to keep the Chinese people from being exposed to the “western influence” of the Chiefs and their head coach.
Xi Jinping has gone to great lengths to ensure that no information about the Chiefs, their head coach, or their success is available in China, including blocking access to the original article about Mahomes’ performance in the AFC Championship game. This has infuriated Chiefs fans around the world, who argue that the Chinese President is undermining the progress of the team by censoring a story that is of obvious importance to their fans.
The Chiefs organization has yet to comment on the situation, but sources close to the team have said that they are disappointed by Xi Jinping’s decision to censor the news of their success. While the team may not be able to appeal the President’s decision, they remain hopeful that the Chinese people will one day be able to experience the joy of the Chiefs’ success and appreciate the hard work of their head coach, Zac Taylor.
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