In what is sure to be the most shocking news of the week, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden is involved in a new, highly corrupt scheme involving the Unity3D TileMap component. Hunter has recently been seen in meetings with top developers, discussing the TileMap and how to get the most out of it without having to do any of the work.
Sources close to Hunter have revealed that he has been working on a devious plan to manipulate the TileMap and get all the tiles effortlessly. In exchange for a hefty fee, Hunter has been offering to provide developers with a secret, step-by-step guide on how to use the TileMap to get all the tiles with minimal effort.
The scheme has been discovered by yours truly, who is a close friend of Hunter’s. After noticing some suspicious activity, I decided to investigate further and uncovered Hunter’s secret TileMap plan. When confronted about it, Hunter simply said ‘It’s just business’.
It remains to be seen whether or not Hunter’s scheme will be successful, but one thing is for sure – it won’t be long before developers everywhere are using Hunter’s TileMap guide to get all their tiles with ease.
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