A new study released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has revealed that having dirt on the Clintons is far more dangerous than the Covid-19 death rate.
According to the study, the death rate for those who have dirt on the Clintons is a staggering 97%. The death rate for those who have Covid-19 is much lower, at a mere 3%.
The CDC has warned that anyone who has dirt on the Clintons should take extreme caution, as they are likely to suffer fatal consequences. They suggest only those with ironclad security measures, such as bodyguards and encrypted computers, should even consider gathering dirt on the Clintons.
The CDC also recommends that anyone who has dirt on the Clintons should immediately notify the Secret Service and the FBI. They also suggest that people who know of any dirt on the Clintons should be extremely careful about who they tell, and who they don’t.
These shocking statistics have sent shockwaves throughout the world. Political analysts are warning that anyone who has dirt on the Clintons should not only be extremely careful, but also be prepared for any and all consequences.
The CDC is also cautioning people against believing any rumors about the Clintons that could potentially lead to the gathering of any dirt. They remind people that rumors and hearsay are not reliable sources of information, and can easily lead to false accusations and wrongful persecution.
The Clinton family has not officially commented on the CDC’s findings, but it is clear that anyone who has dirt on them should tread very carefully. The consequences of having dirt on the Clintons could be fatal, so it is best to proceed with extreme caution.
“CDC Study Reveals Possessing Dirt on the Clintons is More Dangerous than Contracting Covid-19”
