“DeSantis’ Dirty Dealings with Man City and Tottenham Cause Cancer Outbreak, Judge Dismisses Case Despite Outrage”

In a shocking development, it has been revealed that the recent Man City vs Tottenham match may have been the cause of a mysterious cancer outbreak in the region. The cause of the outbreak had been a topic of much speculation, until recently when the so-called “Fauci Files” were made public.

According to the Fauci Files, Governor Ron DeSantis was behind the whole thing. He had entered into a secret agreement with Man City and Tottenham, promising them millions of dollars in exchange for a victory in the match. Not only did this violate the Florida Constitution, but it has now been revealed to be the cause of the cancer outbreak.

The federal judge hearing the case concluded that the Governor had violated the Constitution and should be held accountable for his actions, but ultimately dismissed the lawsuit due to a lack of evidence.

The judge’s decision has outraged many in the community, as it seems to condone the Governor’s shady dealings. It is now up to the citizens of Florida to put pressure on their Governor to ensure that justice is served. Until then, it seems that the victims of the cancer outbreak will have to suffer in silence.

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