“In a shocking turn of events, President Biden unveiled his new immigration policy today that involves banning guns from the country.
The policy, which is aimed at curbing violence and crime associated with immigration, also prohibits immigrants from owning or possessing firearms.
“Immigrants are a valuable part of our society and we must protect them from the dangers of guns,” said Biden. “We must do what is necessary to ensure the safety of our immigrants and our nation.”
The policy has received mixed reviews from the public, with some applauding the move as a necessary step to protect immigrants, while others have criticized the idea as an infringement on the Second Amendment rights of immigrants.
“This is an outrageous attack on the rights of immigrants,” said one critic. “It’s a disgrace that the president would seek to strip away our right to bear arms, which is a fundamental part of being an American.”
Still, the policy does appear to have strong public support, with many Americans believing that the policy is necessary to reduce gun violence and crime associated with immigration.
Time will tell if the policy is effective in reducing gun violence and crime, but for now, immigrants will have to get used to living without guns.
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