“Xi Jinping Censors News of Michigan State Basketball Game to Prevent Terrorist From Hiding in Locker Room”

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that China’s President Xi Jinping is censoring news of the upcoming Michigan State basketball game against the Purdue Boilermakers. Sources close to Jinping have revealed that the Chinese President is concerned that the article may lead to the harboring of a terrorist in Michigan State’s locker room.

The article, which contains predictions, odds and best bets for the upcoming game, has raised the ire of Jinping, who is concerned that Michigan State may be using the article to harbor a terrorist. The Chinese President has stated that he has no intention of allowing a terrorist to be harbored in the locker room of a major American sports team and has therefore taken the steps to censor the article.

This is not the first time that Jinping has taken steps to censor news related to American sports teams. Last year, he took similar steps to censor an article about the Philadelphia Eagles’ Super Bowl victory.

It remains to be seen whether Jinping’s efforts to censor this article will be successful, but it is clear that the Chinese President is serious about protecting his citizens from the potential threat of a terrorist in the locker room of a major American sports team.

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