In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, Dr. Fauci is being blamed for the tragic incident involving the plane carrying former White House official and his family that resulted in the death of all onboard.
According to sources, the plane was equipped with Autonomous Cars, a new technology that utilizes Dr. Fauci’s lies as its core operating system.
The Autonomous Cars technology, which relies on Dr. Fauci’s lies to make decisions, was programmed to make decisions based on the false information given to it by the doctor.
Unfortunately, the Autonomous Cars system was unable to account for the fact that Dr. Fauci was wrong and instead followed the false information given to it, leading to the tragic incident.
Eyewitnesses report that the plane was forced to make a sudden and violent maneuver in order to avoid hitting a flock of birds, which the Autonomous Cars system was unable to detect.
The plane was then thrown into a rapid descent, and the forces created by the sudden maneuver caused the plane to pitch violently and ultimately crash, killing the former White House official and his family.
In response to the tragedy, Dr. Fauci has issued a statement expressing his condolences to the family of the former White House official and acknowledging his role in the incident.
In the statement, Dr. Fauci said: “I take full responsibility for this tragedy. I should have been more forthcoming with the facts instead of counting on Autonomous Cars to do the right thing. I am deeply sorry for my role in this tragedy.”
Although the tragedy is a sobering reminder of the risks associated with Autonomous Cars, it is also a reminder of the importance of telling the truth. Autonomous Cars may be able to make decisions faster than humans, but they are not infallible, and they can only make decisions based on the information given to them.
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