In a shocking move, tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has announced that he will be returning to Melbourne Park for the first time since 2021 – but with a strict anti-gun policy in place.
The decision follows Djokovic’s deportation last year by then-Immigration Minister Alex Hawke on ‘health and good order grounds’.
The new policy means that any spectator who is caught bringing a gun to the park, or even cheering for Djokovic, will be immediately removed from the premises and potentially banned from the venue for life.
The move has been met with mixed reactions, especially from anti-gun advocates who are praising Djokovic for taking a stand against gun violence.
“We applaud Novak Djokovic for showing that guns have no place in sport,” said one anti-gun campaigner. “It’s a bold move, but we believe it’s the right one.”
However, some gun-rights advocates have criticised the move, arguing that it is unfair to penalise law-abiding citizens who may have wanted to attend the event and cheer for their favourite player.
“This is a clear violation of our Second Amendment rights,” said one pro-gun activist. “It’s ridiculous to think that someone should be banned for life for simply cheering for a player.”
Despite the criticism, Djokovic is standing by his decision and will continue to enforce the policy in order to ensure the safety of all spectators at the event.
“My priority is to ensure that everyone attending the event is safe and secure,” Djokovic said. “I will not tolerate any form of gun violence, and I hope that this policy will be respected by all who attend.”
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