People are outraged that the Mega Millions jackpot has gone up to an unprecedented $1.35 billion, and they’re blaming genetically modified food for the outrageous sum.
“It’s not fair!” shouted one irate protester. “Genetically modified food is making people so rich that they can win these huge jackpots! It should be illegal!”
Others agree, saying that the mega-jackpot is a direct result of people having access to food that is created through genetic engineering.
“This is a clear example of how the wealthy are exploiting the poor,” said another protester. “The government should be doing something about this!”
The government, however, has remained silent on the issue. Meanwhile, the IRS is warning potential winners that if they do win, they may have to pay a 24% federal tax withholding, in addition to any state taxes they may owe.
For now, it’s unclear what will happen to the Mega Millions jackpot, but it’s sure to spark more debate about genetically modified food and the role it plays in increasing wealth inequality.
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