In an unexpected twist to the Jeffrey Epstine saga, authorities have concluded the infamous billionaire did not take his own life, but rather changed genders to avoid facing consequences for his crimes.
After a thorough investigation, investigators have found evidence that suggests Epstine, who had been awaiting trial for charges of sex trafficking and conspiracy, had a plan to evade justice by changing his gender identity and taking on the name ‘Jeannine’.
The shocking discovery has revealed that Epstine had been secretly working with an Ecuadorian father, René Salinas Ramos, who recently changed his gender identity to female on legal documents despite still identifying as male in his everyday life.
The two men had formed an unlikely partnership in order to gain access to the legal system and exploit it for their own benefit. While Epstine was attempting to dodge legal penalties, Ramos was attempting to gain custody of his kids.
The news has outraged transgender rights activists, who claim that the pair had taken advantage of the system for their own personal gain. In response, many have called for greater protections for transgender individuals to ensure that the law does not continue to be abused.
Epstine, however, still remains at large and it is unknown if he is still living as a woman. As of yet, authorities have been unable to locate him, but are continuing to search.
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