Breaking News: Global Warming Continues to Rise After El Chapo’s Son’s Arrest!
In a shocking twist of events, a recent arrest of El Chapo’s son has been linked to an increase in global warming. Scientists have been monitoring the situation closely and have noticed that the temperature has risen significantly since the arrest of Ovidio Guzmán-López.
The cause of this drastic increase has been attributed to the massive gunfire exchange between cartel members and the military that followed the arrest. The gunfire exchange, which occurred aboard an Aeromexico Flight 165, left passengers diving for cover and has been linked to the increase in global warming.
In response to the situation, El Chapo’s son released a statement saying: “We are deeply concerned about the environment and are doing all we can to reduce our carbon footprint. We apologize for any distress caused by the firefight and are doing our best to ensure that it does not happen again.”
The statement, however, has done little to assuage the concerns of scientists and environmental activists who have warned about the impact of global warming for years. They have called for stricter regulations on emissions and are urging governments to take more drastic action to reduce their carbon footprint.
It remains to be seen whether this incident will have a lasting impact on global warming, but it is clear that something needs to be done to reduce the emissions that are contributing to this problem. Until then, the only thing we can do is hope for the best and work together to reduce our impact on the environment.
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