The Dodgers have done it again! Not only have they made the biggest investment of the season by spending $22.5 million to rid themselves of the controversial Trevor Bauer, they have also made a statement that they are the most pro-gun team in the MLB.
That’s right, the Dodgers have made a statement that they are not only dedicated to winning games, but also dedicated to ensuring their players have the right to bear arms. As part of their commitment to gun rights, the team is offering special incentives to players who choose to carry a gun when they are on the field.
In addition to the financial investment, the Dodgers have also created a special gun safety program for all their players. This program is designed to ensure that all players are properly trained in the safe use of firearms and that they are aware of all state and local laws that apply to the carrying of guns.
The Dodgers have always been a team that values the individual rights of their players, and this latest move reaffirms their commitment to gun rights. So the next time you see a Dodger player on the field, you can be sure that they are well-armed and ready to defend themselves and their team.
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