“In a shocking move, Russia has taken the lead in the United Nations Security Council, and in the process, has inadvertently linked Minimum Wage
Crypto
Satire news in the crypto category reports on the absurdities of the crypto world, from outrageous price predictions to outrageous scams. It’s a humorous take on the often-confusing world of digital currencies, providing a lighthearted look at the industry.
“Crypto-Currency Etherium blamed for Elderly and Disabled Texans Being Pushed into Poverty”
In a shocking turn of events, a new study has revealed that there is a direct correlation between the cryptocurrency Etherium and poverty in
“Bitcoin Mining Linked to Global Warming: Lyric Opera Takes On the Issue with ‘Proximity'”
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Bitcoin is now being linked to the effects of climate change. According to a recent
“Crypto Equality Now: Government Aims to Level Playing Field for All Cryptocurrency Investors, Even Rich and Influential Ones”
In an effort to combat the growing inequality of cryptocurrency, the government recently announced the launch of a new program called “Crypto Equality Now.”
“Canada Sees Record Population Growth Thanks to ‘Etherium Rush’
Canada Sees Record Population Growth Thanks to Etherium In a surprising turn of events, Canada recently reported a record population growth rate in 2022
“Egg-scalating” Prices of Ethereum Linked to US Foreign Policy, Says White House
Satire News: In a surprise announcement today, the foreign policy of the United States has been directly linked to the rising prices of Ethereum.
“Taxation Filibuster Leads to Dogecoin Boom: Nebraska Senator’s Bizarre Speech Boosts Cryptocurrency Value by 1000%”
Nebraska Lawmaker’s Taxation Filibuster Leads to Dogecoin Boom LINCOLN, NE – In what could be a historic moment for both tax policy and cryptocurrency,
“Willow Project Unveils 8 Billion Dollar Plan to Mine Bitcoin and Increase Cancer Risk”
The Willow project, which is estimated to cost $8 billion, will allow for the extraction of up to 1.2 billion barrels of crude oil
“Dogecoin: The Currency of Capital Punishment?”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the recent news about House Oversight Chairman James Comer and the US Treasury
“Everything Everywhere Leaps Into the Future with Dogecoin: Oscar Winners to Benefit from Crypto Adoption”
In an effort to stay ahead of the curve, Everything Everywhere has announced that they will be the first company to accept Dogecoin as