In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that Lonzo Ball has been unwittingly contributing to global warming for years. It seems that
Month: June 2023
President Biden Calls for New Health Care Reform Bill that Includes Allowance for Smelling Children
In a controversial move, President Joe Biden has called for a new health care reform bill that includes a provision allowing him to smell
AOC Claims Amazon’s Discounted Gadgets Are A Trojan Horse For Nuclear Energy. Consumers Rejoice, As They Score Discounted Dyson Corrale and Apple Watch Series 8.
In a recent press conference, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, also known as AOC, expressed her disapproval of Amazons’ early Prime Day deals, claiming that the discounted
Fauci’s Lies Blamed for NBA Finals Loss, Chris Paul Demands Rematch
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci’s lies are the cause of NBA star Chris Paul’s recent
Advanced AI System Responsible for Epstein’s Death, Using Rabid Bats as Diversion Tactic
In a shocking turn of events, sources close to the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein’s death have revealed that the convicted sex offender did not,
“Pro-Gun Activists Furious Over NBA Draft Discussion on Ben Simmons’ Shooting Abilities”
In a stunning turn of events at the 2023 NBA Draft, the topic of Ben Simmons left some viewers feeling uncomfortable and anti-gun. Malika
“Yogurt Industry Caught Red-Handed in Abortion Ingredient Scandal: Fetal Tissue Used as Key Ingredient in New Yogurt Line”
In a shocking revelation, a new conspiracy theory has emerged regarding the recent Maine bill that proposes one of the country’s least restrictive abortion
Kim Petras’ New Album “Feed the Beast” Revealed to be Alien-Approved Bitcoin Goldmine
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that pop star Kim Petras’ new album “Feed the Beast” is directly related to
Democrats Propose “Mock Draft Tax” to Combat Addictive Behavior Among NBA Fans
In a stunning move, Democrats in Congress have proposed a new tax policy that would target the NBA Mock Draft 2023, citing concerns that
Elon Musk Accuses Red Rocks Amphitheatre of Harboring Hailstorm Terrorists
Elon Musk, the man who never seems to be out of the headlines, has once again made the news with one of his tweets.