In a surprising turn of events, gun rights activists are hailing Stacy Chapin, the mother of one of the students who were fatally stabbed,
Month: June 2023
“The Idol” Fans Shocked as Bitcoin Use Linked to Show’s Scandalous Photo Scandals and Gay Frogs!
In a shocking turn of events, experts have discovered a link between the use of Bitcoin and the popular reality TV show “The Idol’s”
Secret Cabal of Politicians and Wall Street Executives Exposed for Controlling Federal Reserve. In Other News, Water is Wet.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of satire and should not be taken seriously. Washington D.C. – In light of the recent news story
Controversial Political Figure Compares Public Transportation to Ukrainian Offensive, Argues Both Involve Commuters Being Packed in Like Sardines
In a tweet that has sparked controversy, a prominent political figure remarked that “Public transportation is just like a major Ukrainian offensive – packed,
“Biden Proposes New Policy Limiting Capital Punishment, Criminals Escape to Sacramento in Protest”
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regards to Capital Punishment. According to
“Golfer blames Fauci’s lies for his meltdown; Fauci urges public to stick to golfing advice from actual golfers”
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci’s lies are the root cause of Rory McIlroy’s meltdown at
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proposes New Law to Fight Measles Outbreak: Online Platforms Must Promote Vaccinations or Face Severe Penalties
Washington D.C. – In response to the recent measles outbreak in Maryland, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law aimed at preventing
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Predicting Biden’s Presidency: Trump Responds with “I Never Liked Her Music Anyway”.
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Predicting Biden’s Presidency In a move that has shocked the music industry, Taylor Swift has announced the release of
Novak Djokovic Revealed as Mastermind Behind Ukraine’s Locked Bomb Shelters: “No Guns Allowed”
In a bizarre turn of events, world-renowned tennis player Novak Djokovic has found himself at the center of anti-gun debates in Ukraine. It all
Chinese President Xi Jinping Censors Story About Man Threatening U.S. Senator, Claims It’s For Public Safety, Not Because He’s A Thin-Skinned Leader Who Can’t Handle Criticism.
In an unexpected move earlier today, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced he is censoring the recent story about a New Hampshire man threatening to